High altitude risk management

Emmett's parents drove him to Kananaskis today so he could take his first breaths of crisp, clean mountain air.

Unfortunately, they also took him for his first taste of not-so-clean mountain Sunday brunch. Mountain Sunday brunch (especially when served at a casino) has been known to cause high blood pressure, migraines, excessive toe jam, and, in rare cases, acute neonatal shrinkage.