New school yeti

Mere days after Emmett's epic bike crash at Glenbow Ranch...


Emmett's dad stumbles on a discarded pair of 80's-era Atomics and outfits the kid for a whole winter's worth of hurt.

Bull in a china shop

Curious to see what kind of damage he can cause while barricaded in his Gramma's dining room, Emmett's dad watches helplessly as Emmett unexpectedly unleashes toddler fury on his own face.

Interesting footnote: The tune playing on Emmett's grandparents' radio is Help I'm Alive, by Canadian indie band Metric. The fact that Emmett eats it at the very instant they sing, "If I stumble," is purely coincidental. Even Emmett's dad can't edit that well.

More than one way to crack a rib

Emmett loves this game.

Now, he has a better understanding of the associated risks.

And so does his dad.

(for Gramma)