Fun with fuzz

2012 Intercontinental G1 Tribute Buzz-A-Thon

As a means of paying tribute to Emmett's great Uncle Doug and great Aunt Jac who are scrapping with cancer at the moment, Emmett's dad, a couple of uncles, and a bunch of cousins significantly reduce the R-value in their respective attics... just in time for Valentine's Day.

Here they are, age before beauty:

Long haired freaky people need not apply

After having his hair compared to that of a child from an orphanage in Victorian England, Emmett's parents reluctantly agree that it's time to get the rat's nest cleaned up a bit.

Safely bungee'd into his rack-and-pinion stylist chair, all progresses well. For, like, five seconds.

Shortly thereafter, however, Emmett emerges in one piece, stylie 'do and all.

While his mom is currently undergoing treatment for post-traumatic stress, his dad is overjoyed that Emmett now looks old enough to be put to work at the local sweat shop.