Oral hygiene

When your kid claims to be brushing his teeth, he may not actually be brushing his teeth.

The comb is mightier than the tuque

Having never had a haircut, Emmett's hairdo on any given day might be described as 'cheveux chaotique'.

Following a daycare drop-off with his usual foofy-do Emmett magically appears in his first-ever school photos, much to his parents' dismay, with moron Crisco head.

Thanks to Bill Watterson for some of his best work. Faithful old Calvin & Hobbes fans, check out the full Crisco hair sequence. Amazing how this stuff just doesn't get old.

Calvin vs. Emmett

There will only ever be one Calvin. Fortunately, though, while Calvin and Hobbes remain on indefinite hiatus, there is Emmett.