Five minute major for unsportsmanlike conduct

Though he has now largely recovered from it, Emmett's NHL lockout-induced rink rage was caught on camera a couple of weeks ago.  The good news is, the only casualty was his equipment.

Games of snow and ice

Demonstrating a clear preference for ice sports requiring a low centre of gravity, Emmett's parents cancel skating lessons and sign him up for skeleton camp.

Hey, what's the worst that could happen?