Saturday, 19 September 2009

Questions for a pediatrician

Dear Doctor,

We are new parents. We have never done this before. Our child is one week old and is acting strangely. At least, we think he's acting strangely. Can you answer a few questions for us?

(1) Is he supposed to periodically go cross-eyed?


(2) Should we be concerned if he appears to be too comfortable when he sleeps?


(3) Is it normal for a child to squeak (you may wish to turn up the volume on your speakers for this) when you administer his vitamin D drops?



Thank you in advance for your assistance.

Sincerely,
Mom and Dad

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