Mormonization interrupted

Amid wind warnings, higher powers forestall Emmett's introduction to the world of latter day sainthood by placing, on the front step of the Waterton Mormon church, an eight-foot snowdrift.

LDS: out. Rastafarianism: still a possibility.

Snapping a cold snap

Apparently, Emmett's town was pretty much the coldest place in North America this morning. Too cold, even, to get a reading on the Emmetthermometer.

Beneath multiple blankets, a snowsuit, and a pair of Arctic-weight wool socks knitted by Gramma, Emmett is snug like bug in rug as he rides his Chariot to daycare.

His equally effective, but somewhat less practical strategy for dealing with the cold involves cramming into his PeaPod with multiple other humans. Here he illustrates this technique with the assistance of cousin Jimmy and Uncle Colin.

Mobility quotient exponential increase

Special thanks to all the family and friends who chipped in for Emmett's sweet new ride. With wheels like this, he'll be trolling for slimmies in no time.