Up from the depths, 30 stories high

Scarcely one month after a monkey and his yellow-hatted friend terrorized the neighbourhood, a new destructive force appears on the horizon:

EMZILLA!

A bad day for Sophie

Emmett, indignant at the teething process, takes out his frustration on Sophie the Giraffe.

(with regards to Gary Larson and his Far Side parody, "A Bad Day for Muffy." If anyone can help Emmett's dad find this cartoon, he'll post it)

Mobility quotient exponential increase

Special thanks to all the family and friends who chipped in for Emmett's sweet new ride. With wheels like this, he'll be trolling for slimmies in no time.