Today, the basement; tomorrow, El Capitan

Emmett demonstrates an impressive toe crimp on a half-inch baseboard... and leaves his parents wondering how the heck he hasn't yet figured out how to bust out of his crib.

Highly underrated life skill

Having developed a recent unexplained interest in jigsaw puzzles, Emmett demonstrates his survival mechanism for rainy days at the cottage, power outages, broken Xboxes, and old age.