Mommy: "Emmett, my pet name for you has always been 'Monkey'. But I can't call Oscar 'Monkey' too. What should my pet name be for him?"
Emmett (two second pause): "Alligator".
Alligator it is.
(Unfortunately, 'Alligator' doesn't roll off the tongue as easily as 'Monkey' does...)
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