Nuclear fallout in Emmett's world

With the recent hit to the reputation of nuclear energy, Emmett makes a personal investment in conventional oil... by attempting to steal a tricone rock bit from outside his neighbour's door.

Yes, it happens. In oil country, sometimes people leave drill bits outside their front door. And yes, it's now confirmed: a tricone rock bit outweighs Emmett by a factor of approximately 2:1.