One otherwise quiet night this week, Emmett's parents listen to the heart-wrenching sounds of a dying kudu that has just been taken down by a pride of lions out on the savanna.
Crikey, that's no kudu. It's a pathetic Emmettilius stranmccannii who brought home the first malady of 2011. And moaned for hours about it.
Twenty-four hours later, not even a luxurious bubble bath can break his malaise. Woe is Emmett.
Crikey, that's no kudu. It's a pathetic Emmettilius stranmccannii who brought home the first malady of 2011. And moaned for hours about it.
Twenty-four hours later, not even a luxurious bubble bath can break his malaise. Woe is Emmett.
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