Three-dimensional synchronous diaphragmatic flutter

The only thing more aggravating than a case of out-of-control hiccups is when you hiccup so hard that you throw up in the back of your mouth.

Wait for it...

Anyone seen Emmett?

With all the hubbub surrounding the new baby, many are wondering about his recently-annointed big brother.

Forget Waldo, where's Emmett?

Messing with the autofocus

A fairly serious case of the hiccups short circuits Oscar's visual cortex and temporarily knocks his ocular coordination offline.

Statute of limitations on child labour

Exhausted at the thought of his first shift raking leaves, in 2017 or so, Oscar takes a pre-emptive coffee break: extra-wet latte con panna, haf caf full nipp no whip, with legs.

STST 649: Special Topics in Military and Strategic Studies

MIDTERM I
Section A - Short Answer (20%)
(1)  It is 4:55 a.m.  A newborn baby projectile-poops on change table, wall, Mommy, nightstand, water glass, alarm clock, diaper wipes dispenser, lamp, lampshade, bed, pillow, and carpet.  Discuss whether the infant constitutes an Improvised Explosive Device or a Weapon of Mass Destruction.  Illustrate with examples.

Gobble gobble

Blissfully unaware of the camera, a napping Oscar relives his first Thanksgiving dinner.  It is possible, but at the moment unconfirmed, that Oscar's dad does this when he dreams about bacon.

Nomenclature

For reasons his parents cannot explain, the baby's final short list of potential boy names is comprised entirely of children's pop culture icons.

Ultimately, after spending 24 hours with him, his parents opt for the one that he most closely resembles based on appearance alone:

 

And so, Oscar it is.