Mondays

Yeah, we feel the same way about them too, Emmett.

Channeling the energy of a two year old

Today was one of those days where Emmett switched channels approximately every 30 seconds, frustrating his parents to no end.
"I want to go outside"
"No, I don't want to go outside"
"I want a drink"
"No I don't want a drink"
"I want to read a book"
"I want to play downstairs"
and on and on...

Fortunately, before his parents put him up for sale on eBay, they discovered that there was one thing that could hold his attention for longer than 30 seconds...

...AND show his usefulness around the house.

Games of snow and ice

Demonstrating a clear preference for ice sports requiring a low centre of gravity, Emmett's parents cancel skating lessons and sign him up for skeleton camp.

Hey, what's the worst that could happen?

Where's Emmett?

Post Vacation Depression

When faced with a huge case of PVD, it's advisable to eat spaghetti. Or at the very least, watch a two year old eat it...