Monday, 9 April 2012

Chocolate-fuelled etiquette malfunction



When a commoner pays a visit to a castle in the mountains for Easter, it is prudent to conduct oneself in a manner befitting one's surroundings.

1. Sit up straight,


2. Don't slouch,


3. And, most importantly, refrain from dragging oneself prostrate across the wildlife-themed broadloom endeavouring to facilitate high-pitched communication between stylized grizzly bears and a Thomas the Tank Engine pez dispenser.

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