Baby head muffin

Once upon a time, long before Emmett, Emmett's mom introduced Emmett's dad to Beamer's Coffee Bar, promising a baby head muffin.

"What's a baby head muffin?" asked Emmett's dad.

"It's a muffin the size of a small child's head," replied Emmett's mom.

They visited Beamer's and Emmett's dad agreed that the muffins at Beamer's are, indeed, big.

With fairly easy access to a baby, Emmett's mom recently laid to rest any question about the accuracy of her nomenclature of Beamer's muffins. They are, indeed, pretty close to the size of a small child's head.