As it's all his parents can do to keep up with his near-constant need for feeding, burping, diaper-changing, cuddling, etc., Emmett's dad thought it time for the kid to pitch in and help around the house. Emmett's first official chore is to defend the premises from unwanted intruders from the order Rodentia.
Hey, if you were a squirrel, and only a thin mesh of screen separated you from obliteration by a baby with a loaded water gun, wouldn't you be afraid?
